Bingo Wings and Online Bingo

Last night someone dared to comment on my bingo wings!! To be honest I didn’t have a clue what they were talking about, and actually thought if anything he was complimenting me on my bingo skills. But I was thinking I hadn’t actually seen this guy in our local bingo hall, and my female friend that I was with got very defensive on my behalf. It was whilst she was telling this guy where to go that I realised that he was telling me I had floppy wibbly arms! How rude!

Being quite upset about his taunts and determined to get rid of the bingo wings I had previously been unaware that I possessed, my friend suggested that I use my new internet connection to find out how to get rid of the dreaded bingo wings. Being slightly scared of the internet, I wasn’t 100% convinced that I would find anything to tell me how to do such things, but my goodness, I was in for a shock. I didn’t think searching for ‘bingo wings’ would bring up any ‘hits’ but it sure did! Apparently all I have to do is invest in a set of weights, or even use a couple of bottles of water, and do a few arm lifts every day ? not as traumatic as it first sounded and hopefully in a few weeks I’ll be able to show that guy whose arms are more toned: his or mine ? and I’m really determined that it will be mine!

Anyway, far more exciting than finding arm toning exercises was the fact that in putting in a search for bingo wings, I found bingo online! I am a real bingo fan, and usually head to the local bingo hall every Wednesday and Sunday night for a few games. I never even knew you could play ‘online’, and I really have to say that I love it. The games are so cheap ? on average they cost around 10p, so they were perfect to suit my budget. But if you’re feeling flush there are games with higher priced cards with bigger prizes. Another amazing thing about online bingo is that you can play loads and loads of cards at once ? the computer can just automatically tick off your numbers for you! Couldn’t do that in a bingo hall, that’s for sure ? anymore than 5 cards and I’m completely lost!

I didn’t think that playing bingo online would have been for me ? I love going down to the Bingo hall and meeting up with my friends and having a good old natter. There couldn’t possibly have been a social aspect to playing bingo online! But there so is! There are chatrooms where I have met loads of new friends already, and loads of very helpful people gave me hints and tips as to what I should be doing when I started out.

There are also loads of great deals on offer ? some of the bingo sites offer welcome bonuses, which I really appreciated ? Jackpotjoy offer ?100, while PaddyPower offers a ‘buy one game card, get free’ deal, and Crown Bingo offer a free ?250! There is also a thing called deposit bonuses where you can double your money ? Littlewoods offer 100% while Paddy Power offer 200%. Some of my new friends did advise me to read the small print of these offers! And I was warned not to ‘bonus abuse’! As if I would!

The best advice I can offer (as a newly converted online bingo fanatic!) is to head to playbingo as you can play games for fun before signing up to a site ? and even though you are not in with a chance of winning cash at this website, you could be in with a chance to win prize points for a free online draw! I hope you enjoy it as much as me ? bingo online and no more bingo wings! The internet really is great!!